Bachelor Ben: Week 4 Recap

Ben has the ladies meet him in the marriage capital of the world. Venice? Paris? Dream on, ladies, those are romance capitals…you’re heading to Vegas where the amount of drunken marriages only rival the gambling losses. “Vegas is a place where people DO find love” I think we can all agree Ben has never been…

Bachelor Ben: Week 3 Recap

Lauren B 1 on 1. Ben takes the flight attendant on a plane….. real original. At least she doesn’t have to go over the emergency exits or hand out crusty peanuts. And she’s terrified – so worst flight attendant ever. The discount used hot tub returns in the middle of a field – starting to…

Bachelor Ben: Week 2 Recap

We begin our journey as we meet Olivia’s mouth for the first time; never to be forgotten. So long to our hopes of an increased budget as Ben takes his group date to high school… why is he so obsessed with hs? “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to…

Bachelor Ben: Week 1 …and it begins

Ready for a walk down memory lane?????? And thus begins the recap of last seasons…well, recaps. ENJOY! Ben= adorable. Biggest fear = he’s unloveable!? Benny boy, what horrible wench of a woman broke u? KAITLYN!? Calls his family immediately after meeting the ladies, like “MOM & DAD, MY WIFE IS GONNA BE SMOKING HOT! And…

Bachelor in Paradise: WTF is happening

So basically, the first time I watched this show was out of pure curiosity. And then I kept watching because it’s like a train wreck that you can’t look away from. It’s like watching from afar while a drunk girl with no pants on tries to hail a cab and just wondering where her night…

Let’s Talk About the Jojo Show

If she wasn’t one of your favorites during Ben’s season, then something is wrong with you. I literally found myself imagining drinking wine and laughing with our favorite perky pair of cha chas because I truly think we would totes be besties. So if anyone like KNOWS her knows her, get me the digits! From…

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