Evidently it’s not so Raven: Week 10 & the Final Rose

Ew. 3 hours? I will say that even though this is the longest episode this season – and of all time… this will be the shortest blog. Because we already know Rachel is leaving soooooo the suspense is a bit lost, don’t ya think? Anywho. We start this episode with a cheesy montage of Raven…

Bored, Bloated, and the new Bachelorette: Week 6 & 7 Recap

I hate to say “I told you so” but – Wait. No I don’t! I LOVE f–king saying “I told you so”!! Rachel is our new bachelorette and I”m feeling the feels. I remember wanting Sharleen Joynt from Juan’s season to be the bachelorette but it turns out she was way too smart and successful…

Corrine’s guide to not shoveling poopie: Weeks 4 & 5 Recaps

So I’m grouping together weeks 4 and 5 for this recap. Why? Because I’m busy – back off. But also – because it’s been boring AF and every time I go to write it, I fall asleep on the keyboard. Sort of a snoozefest this season, don’t ya think? Let’s just try and get through…

I saw you ride her : Week 3 Recap

I have so many mixed emotions right now about Nick turning a hard left in to “typical bro-ville”. I love that he’s treating this season like a live action Tinder date. Swipe swipe swipe…. Let’s start with the end of the cocktail party where he tells all the ladies that he had sex with Liz.┬áCut…

XOXO Gossip Girl: Week 2 Recap

Nick picks the A squad for his first group date. “Always a bridesmaid” is their clue. How cliche. Nick is really squeezing all the juice out of his whole “runner up” act, ammiright? Rachel wants to continue to make first impressions with him so I can only assume they didn’t teach her in law school…

That’s dolphinately a shark costume: Week 1 Recap

The moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived!┬áNick V is like the RA in the Bachelor Nation dorm – the Van Wilder of the franchise – the long lost son of Chris Harrison. And he’s back, for the 27347 time to try and find love. This is it. No really…this is it –…