Ay Caramba. The Finale

So I was super sick and pretty medicated during the finale, not gonna lie. And although typically that means I would watch a second time around, I will honestly say that I’m pretty glad I wasn’t fully sober for this finale. Producers: “How can we make this more uncomfortable for everyone?” Rachel: “Oh I know!…

Nama-not-gonna-stay, Dean: Week 7 Recap

I don’t think these hometowns could have been more painful if they had actually casted it. Like… how on earth did they find these people? This brings me back to the national treasure that is Jojo’s mom.. Eric takes Rachel on a hometown but producers try not to pan out far enough that you can…

The Bachelorette Begins: It’s All V Necks and Down Hill From Here

HOLY CANNOLI it’s finally time. Time again to watch a smart, beautiful, sophisticated woman hopefully not disappoint us all by picking a douche bag in a v neck t shirt with a headshot that would make Glamour Shots proud. But honestly, please see exhibits 1-6 below and note the use of the High School Portrait…

Nick V’s Ladies: Revealed

Well, well, well…. we meet again, Bachelor Nation. I’m back back back at it and excited to sprinkle my opinions all over your brain cookies again this season. It’s finally 2017! Time for all that “New Year, new me BS”. And most importantly, time for a new season! Get off that treadmill and grab some…

BIP Spoilers: Feeling pretty 80/40

First off – I know you have missed me with there not being a show this week. How dare they celebrate the 4th of July? What is this? 1776? Guys. The rumors about this season of Bachelor in Paradise are getting out of control. I’m getting super excited for this train wreck to begin. Something…

Is that kiss count? Yes, yes it is.

I’m not exactly sure why it took me so long to add this. Let’s be honest, Jojo isn’t wasting any time getting her french on with these bros this season. It’s only been 2 episodes and we’ve seen her kiss 6.5 dudes. But also – you go, girl. Because why not? Gotta test out that…

Juan Pablo: The Juan we hate most

As we count down to the premier of beautiful Jojo as the Bachelorette on Monday… I would like to acknowledge someone I despise. I know.. doesn’t seem like it coincides right? Well, I hear a spoiler that there will be an appearance of my second least favorite ever, Jake ┬áPavelka. Who is a total dick…

Chris Harrison: The Man, the Myth, the Legend

I just want to take a moment to recognize the beauty and majesty of the man, the myth, the legend…. Mr. Chris Harrison. He’s been hosting The Bachelor since 2002 and he’s become like a brother to all of us in the Bachelor Nation. I mean, like a strangely hot brother that’s not blood related…….

Wine, Bachelor, & Yoga Pants. Obviously.

May 23rd is coming up quickly! I’m so ready for Jojo, aren’t you? Seriously, guys. Only 11 days. I’m so excited I could pee. Too much? TMI? Sorry. But seriously I’m so excited. EEEk. One of the best parts of watching bachelor anything is vegging out on the couch or throwing a weekly viewing party…