And then there were 3 : Week 8 Recap

First off – let me please just announce that before this episode aired, Jojo finally liked one of my tweets. So basically – we are best friends now. #NAMEDROP I’m, like, totally famous. Let’s get back to this rose ceremony on the tarmac though… Guys. There’s nothing funny about this and I really wish there was….

Hometown Hunks: Week 7 Recap

HOMETOWNS!! Or as I like to call it, 2 weeks before sleepover sex eliminations! Let’s woop it up! First off. None of these guys have normal homes or 1 bedroom apartments in a shady part of town. You know, like real life. They all have like 6 acres of land and own chickens and horses…

“I’ll be your goocho”: Week 6 Recap

Date with Alex. Aka Angry Elf (i.e Miles Finch). For someone that just got a date card, he’s awfully pissy.. Jojo: “Are you excited for your road trip straight to the friend zone?” This is like, the worst one on one date ever. Obviously Jojo didn’t want to be bored on the road trip so she’s…

BIP Spoilers: Feeling pretty 80/40

First off – I know you have missed me with there not being a show this week. How dare they celebrate the 4th of July? What is this? 1776? Guys. The rumors about this season of Bachelor in Paradise are getting out of control. I’m getting super excited for this train wreck to begin. Something…