I saw you ride her : Week 3 Recap

I have so many mixed emotions right now about Nick turning a hard left in to “typical bro-ville”. I love that he’s treating this season like a live action Tinder date. Swipe swipe swipe…. Let’s start with the end of the cocktail party where he tells all the ladies that he had sex with Liz.┬áCut…

XOXO Gossip Girl: Week 2 Recap

Nick picks the A squad for his first group date. “Always a bridesmaid” is their clue. How cliche. Nick is really squeezing all the juice out of his whole “runner up” act, ammiright? Rachel wants to continue to make first impressions with him so I can only assume they didn’t teach her in law school…

That’s dolphinately a shark costume: Week 1 Recap

The moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived!┬áNick V is like the RA in the Bachelor Nation dorm – the Van Wilder of the franchise – the long lost son of Chris Harrison. And he’s back, for the 27347 time to try and find love. This is it. No really…this is it –…

Nick V’s Ladies: Revealed

Well, well, well…. we meet again, Bachelor Nation. I’m back back back at it and excited to sprinkle my opinions all over your brain cookies again this season. It’s finally 2017! Time for all that “New Year, new me BS”. And most importantly, time for a new season! Get off that treadmill and grab some…