Nama-not-gonna-stay, Dean: Week 7 Recap

I don’t think these hometowns could have been more painful if they had actually casted it. Like… how on earth did they find these people? This brings me back to the national treasure that is Jojo’s mom.. Eric takes Rachel on a hometown but producers try not to pan out far enough that you can…

Douche-a-saurus Rex is my favorite dinosaur: Week 6 Recap

Rachel twirls around for the camera while the men skip around Geneva like it’s the best place in the world. All the men: “What a great place to get dumped on national tv!” Rachel misses the mark in that boxy all white outfit but Eric one ups her with the weird smallest scarf of all…

Double the recap, double the fun: Week 5 Recap

Serial killer Jack Stone gets a one on one? What a waste. Honestly, does this guy know how to look at anyone without having his chin to the ground and using only the top 1/3 of his eyeballs to make contact? Do you think it would write cryptic love notes in blood and using newspaper…