Jesus Takes the Wheel: Week 3 Recap

This is gonna be a short one, folks. Because I’m not amused. Arie needs chapstick. He has that ring around his lips. Or he has injections. Nope. Just the chap-ring. Anyone else know what I’m talking about? No? Ok then….moving on… Group date to beat the absolute s–t out of each other in a wrestling…

Pillow Lips: Week 2 Recap

Oh look, the real estate agent is on a motorcycle. Whoopi. Look at the way his wig shines in the sunlight. It’s majestic, isn’t it? One on One with Becca K. Wait, when did this girl get out of the limo? Regardless, I like her. But not this date. Good God almighty how the actual…

EW. It’s Already Janu-ARIE: Week 1 Recap

If you’re like me, you gave 2017 the middle finger as your cruised in to 2018 this past weekend. I also drank 1/2 a bottle of tequila and woke up without a hangover so basically I feel like that’s God’s way of telling me this is my year. And also that I may be a…