Welcome, friends, strangers, fellow Bachelor enthusiasts.

My name is Katie. I’m a Bachelor bracket leader, master of sarcasm, woman of little tolerance, and keen observer of the ridiculous.

After years of voicing my opinions on social media and hilarious reactions from my friends, I have finally found a home for all things Bachelor that come from my bizarre brain.

But the real question remains….

Will you accept this rose?

(No, she didn’t. Oh yes, she did.)