Bored, Bloated, and the new Bachelorette: Week 6 & 7 Recap

I hate to say “I told you so” but – Wait. No I don’t! I LOVE f–king saying “I told you so”!! Rachel is our new bachelorette and I”m feeling the feels. I remember wanting Sharleen Joynt from Juan’s season to be the bachelorette but it turns out she was way too smart and successful…

Corrine’s guide to not shoveling poopie: Weeks 4 & 5 Recaps

So I’m grouping together weeks 4 and 5 for this recap. Why? Because I’m busy – back off. But also – because it’s been boring AF and every time I go to write it, I fall asleep on the keyboard. Sort of a snoozefest this season, don’t ya think? Let’s just try and get through…

I saw you ride her : Week 3 Recap

I have so many mixed emotions right now about Nick turning a hard left in to “typical bro-ville”. I love that he’s treating this season like a live action Tinder date. Swipe swipe swipe…. Let’s start with the end of the cocktail party where he tells all the ladies that he had sex with Liz. Cut…

XOXO Gossip Girl: Week 2 Recap

Nick picks the A squad for his first group date. “Always a bridesmaid” is their clue. How cliche. Nick is really squeezing all the juice out of his whole “runner up” act, ammiright? Rachel wants to continue to make first impressions with him so I can only assume they didn’t teach her in law school…

That’s dolphinately a shark costume: Week 1 Recap

The moment we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! Nick V is like the RA in the Bachelor Nation dorm – the Van Wilder of the franchise – the long lost son of Chris Harrison. And he’s back, for the 27347 time to try and find love. This is it. No really…this is it –…

Nick V’s Ladies: Revealed

Well, well, well…. we meet again, Bachelor Nation. I’m back back back at it and excited to sprinkle my opinions all over your brain cookies again this season. It’s finally 2017! Time for all that “New Year, new me BS”. And most importantly, time for a new season! Get off that treadmill and grab some…

Bachlor in paradise: The FINALE

It took us all 43729478237 hours to get there but the finale has finally happened. I’m almost positive I could have learned Mandarin or knit my dog a closet of winter sweaters with the time I spent engaging in this absolute madness, but it’s all worth it in the end, kids. SPOILER ALERT – we all…

Bachelor in paradise week 5: let’s taco-bout it

We come back to paradise to watch the end of Caila giving Ashley I a passive aggressive, swift kick to the nuts. She tells Ashley that Jared loves her like a sister. And this isn’t Kentucky so basically, time to move on. Ashley I prays to her dead dog that “some guy” will come to…

Bachelor in paradise week 4: I love lamp?

Ashley is the best part of any show that’s ever been televised. This girl deserves a Olympic medal for her persistence. New sport – triathlon of tears. She can be the Usain Bolt of Bachelor in Paradise. Jared: “I never want to be with you” Ashley: “Like EVER EVER or like maybe sometime never but…