Ay Caramba. The Finale

So I was super sick and pretty medicated during the finale, not gonna lie. And although typically that means I would watch a second time around, I will honestly say that I’m pretty glad I wasn’t fully sober for this finale. Producers: “How can we make this more uncomfortable for everyone?” Rachel: “Oh I know!…

Evidently it’s not so Raven: Week 10 & the Final Rose

Ew. 3 hours? I will say that even though this is the longest episode this season – and of all time… this will be the shortest blog. Because we already know Rachel is leaving soooooo the suspense is a bit lost, don’t ya think? Anywho. We start this episode with a cheesy montage of Raven…

Bachlor in paradise: The FINALE

It took us all 43729478237 hours to get there but the finale has finally happened. I’m almost positive I could have learned MandarinĀ or knit my dog a closet of winter sweaters with the time I spent engaging in this absolute madness, but it’s all worth it in the end, kids. SPOILER ALERT – we all…