Double the recap, double the fun: Week 5 Recap

Serial killer Jack Stone gets a one on one? What a waste. Honestly, does this guy know how to look at anyone without having his chin to the ground and using only the top 1/3 of his eyeballs to make contact? Do you think it would write cryptic love notes in blood and using newspaper…

BIP is Back & WTF is a Physde, Eric? : Week 4 Recap

First and foremost, I spoke too soon about the RIP of BIP. Turns out the investigation is over and Corrine is looking more and more like a BF liar. YIKES. I’m not a fan of Demari-NO but it looks like he’s in the clear. Filming is restarting but Corrine is not invited. But is no…

Creepy dolls, litigator alligators, and one big fat WHABOOM: Week 1 Recap

Chris Harrison introduces himself in an incredibly unnecessary moment. Because we know. Chris…we know. He flashes us back to her ‘romance’ with Nick where he pretended that she wasn’t WAY too good for him. Rachel intros herself as ‘sweet sour sassy but classy’. Poet or lawyer? Producers stage a few opportunities for Rachel to prove…

The Bachelorette Begins: It’s All V Necks and Down Hill From Here

HOLY CANNOLI it’s finally time. Time again to watch a smart, beautiful, sophisticated woman hopefully not disappoint us all by picking a douche bag in a v neck t shirt with a headshot that would make Glamour Shots proud. But honestly, please see exhibits 1-6 below and note the use of the High School Portrait…